Awesome Sauce Goes Viral.

The good kind of viral, though.

Ok. I'm not viral. Not yet. But its only a matter of time really. It's what the internet does with cool shit. And I am fairly cool shit, so I am sure we will be ontop very soon. And by we I mean me.

The problem you have is that you always try to find a problem. You try to find something to make a law about or pass judgement because of. But Me? I'm not like you. I am compassionate more than you. I know what the truth is more than you. I have the market cornered on awesome.

Why would that be a bad thing? What do you mean I sound like a jerk? You're the jerk! Calling names like that, you pansy. Why don't you just tell me what you are so bothered by!

So now I can't believe in myself? Is that what America has come to?

Oh. So its the fact that I am belittling others and sitting on my high horse thumping my favorite philosophy. Well. To Hell with you! I am me. I can't change that.

What do you mean its a choice? I can't well and good start pretending I am not going viral. That would be absurd! I am certainly going viral right this instant.

Why does it not say I am going viral?

Well. It's definitely the media. They try to avoid talking about me and they always mention the bad things that I do. They're out to get me. No. Wait. They're out to get you! So we should team up against them!

What do you mean they don't give a flying swiss about me or my videos?! How dare you treat me that way! I demand to be heard and I demand that my rights be served. You hurt my feelings.

What do you mean that's what I was doing to? You started it!

What do you mean I started it? I did not!

Oh so what you're just gonna go walk away and not say anything to me then? Yes you do have things to say.

You hurt because of me?

I...

...no... You're right. Hurting other people is wrong. Can we just get along? Can we just be awesome together?

Awesome.


------- Maybe we could all just get along instead of trying to be number 1 all the time?

That'd be awesome.

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Found this to be cool today too:
Cancer Oct 20 2012 There are certain people who have not made their dreams come true or haven't met their financial goals, and some of them will look down on those who have. They are jealous and resentful, and they probably want to know why those "others" have made it when they have not. And that's probably a big part of the reason. When we resent those who have what we want, we create a dark space in our hearts. But when we admire those who have done what we want to do, and we study them to see how to do it, we are that much ahead of the game. You are not washed up. You have an excellent chance of attaining what you desire if you kept the right mindset. -- Copyright © DailyHoroscope. Download it now — http://bit.ly/DHmobile

The spark that set the blaze

This will be the first blog that I write entirely from my phone. I don't like the idea much because my thumbs are definitely the clumsy cousins.

I wonder if that has to do with my PC gamer background. Give me a trigger on a joystick or the smooth curves of a mouse and I can play whatever game you want. Damn that sounds like I'm coming onto you. Which I'm not. Unless I am. There's really no set way I have to let you know. It's one of my things.

Anyway. When the console generation came on the scene I was still completely lost in games like command & conquer, homeworld, the Jedi knight games, civilization, unreal tournament and of course a healthy dose "Mixed up Mother Goose" still echoing inside my skull.

So by the time I was jumping into Halo combat evolved I had no idea how to use my thumb to do all the work. I had always had a full keyboard. Everything had it's own button.
And that makes it hard for me to type. Or at least I think it does. Now that I am actually doing it though it seems pretty easy. Sweet deal.

Which brings me to my main point (I know, that was a shitty and unnecessary lead in, and I am sure many of you didn't make it this far, but that's cool too.) My main point being: I need to start already!
I have spent all this freaking time building the site and trying to figure out what my plan is and here I am standing on the edge of the abyss.

I'm being a wuss. Trying to plan too much. I need to jump and just start already. Like posting a blog from my phone.

You can't do it better without doing it the first time.

That seems like an awesome place to end this one.

Were I to have an audience I would ask these things: How many of you suffer from the same cold feet with projects of passion? Do you blog from a phone or a computer and why?  Why in the hell did you sit here and read this?
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For those interested, here is todays horoscope for my crabbed rabbit self.
Cancer Oct 8 2012 Someone may be telling you that a certain important goal of yours is far too lofty. This person can come up with a list of perhaps dozens of reasons why a plan or a dream won't work out for you. Because the source of criticism may be a smart and reliable person, and because this person only wants the best for you, you may find yourself taking him or her too seriously. You are the only one who can dictate your own fate. If you believe that a big dream of yours is possible, Moonchild, then it is absolutely possible. Think positive, and tune out anyone who doesn't believe. -- Copyright © DailyHoroscope. Download it now — http://bit.ly/DHmobile